(via seikaku-ga-warui)

hellahurley:

working in retail is so fucking crazy. it’s like an alternate universe. one time, I was scanning some deli cheese and the customer said, “that’s on sale for however much” and I said, “oh yeah that’s a good deal deli stuff can be expensive” then he says, “it’s for my friend. do you want to meet me friend?” and at this point I’m fuckign terrified and he OPENS his JACKET and sitting in the inside pocket is a TINY DOG

(via shouldnt)

grossboi:

THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN”
AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER

(via c-teardrops)

phasmascaptain:

just-shower-thoughts:

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

(via joshpeck)

theemasterjedi22:

lovingtradition:

right-winged:

1. Repeal Obamacare to save the American people over $11 trillion over the decade. No person should be required to buy insurance unless he or she wants to.
2. Allow insurers from around the world to sell health insurance across states cheaper than Obamacare, as long as their plans meet state requirements. By allowing full competition in this market, insurance costs will go down and consumer satisfaction will go up.
3. Allow individuals to fully deduct health insurance premium payments from their tax returns under the current tax system. Businesses are allowed to take these deductions so why doesn’t Congress allow individuals the same exemptions? Basic healthcare coverage must be provided for all even if they cannot afford insurance.
4. Require price transparency from all healthcare providers, especially doctors and healthcare organizations like clinics and hospitals. Individuals should be able to shop to find the best prices for procedures, exams or any other medical-related procedure without waiting in lineups.
5. The state governments know their people best and can manage the administration of healthcare far better without federal overhead. States will have the incentives to seek out and eliminate fraud, waste and abuse to preserve our precious resources.
6. Remove barriers to entry into free markets for drug providers that offer safe, reliable and cheaper products. Congress will need the courage to step away from the special interests to raise the quality of life for Americans. Allowing consumers access to the best imported, safe and dependable drugs from overseas will bring more options to consumers.
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I’m impressed.

Indeed, Very impressed… Trump is listening to the Good experts.

(via for-the-republicans)